Cute Tumblr Themes

person:  get your license
me:  The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

gayblowjob:

Take showers with me.
Sleep with me.
Cuddle with me.
Kiss me softly.
Hold my hand.
I’m clingy.
Please don’t go away.

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog